so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my shit smells like andre
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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