You can't special order awesome
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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