this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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