he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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