? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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