I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
