I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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