we're blogging at a bar
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
