Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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