So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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