She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
of course. lets lasso hookers.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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