what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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