Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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