i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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