i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
