David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I party with great urgency now.
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