Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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