Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
