You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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