SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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