Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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