u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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