I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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