how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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