haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This is my gift to your gina
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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