My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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