Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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