just survived the first fart of the relationship.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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