Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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