Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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