New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
