He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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