im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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