Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Pooping to opera.
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