I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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