so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
