: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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