For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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