I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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