you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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