why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
