it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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