She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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