Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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