Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
