This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just want nice things and good sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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