in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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