so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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