Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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