I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize