She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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