How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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