Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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