I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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